11. Run in le Parc Buttes Chaumont
a picture of "le parc" back in September
After moving to a new place, certain mysteries are bound to come up. For instance, in Paris, I still don't know why there is always running water in the gutters of the street on my walk to the Metro each morning or how to figure out the bus system (an addition to my New Year's resolutions list).
But perhaps the greatest mystery has been the Parisian runner. I see him in every park in Paris, but I have no idea how he gets there. I don't see him in the street or on the Metro. But somehow, he gets to the park and he gets home. Sometimes I even peak into phone booths just to see if there's a Superman-inspired wardrobe change into work-out clothes happening. There never is.
This is part of what has kept me from attempting to exercise in Paris (the other part being laziness). There seems to be a taboo against being in public in any article of clothing that even resembles something someone might wear to a gym. And if you're wearing any sneakers that aren't Converses, don't even think about leaving your apartment.
But, after 5 months in this city, I am officially in the worst shape of my life. So, on this second of two sunny days in a row (for the first time in months!), I decided to suck it up and go for a run.
With my Under Amour on and my Nikes double-knotted, I headed to the Metro, keeping an eye out for anyone else of my kind. No one. I rode the Metro and ignored the strange looks I got the entire way there. Finally, I climbed the 5 million stairs out of the Metro and into the park. And what did I see? At least 50 runners coming towards me.
How did they get there?!
I did my run. I tried not to die (in case you're wondering the "buttes" of Parc Buttes Chaumont translates to "hills." they are not kidding.) And I headed home on the Metro, once again the sole soul clad in lycra.
So far, my only solution to this mystery is that Parisians have figured out how to teleport. But now I'm too tired to think about it.
my tired feet